幽默

I Wasn't Listening

我沒在聽

Mother asked her little daughter who was reading a book，“What are you reading， dear？”

“I don't know.” the little girl answered.

“You don't know？ But you were reading aloud， so you must know.”

“I was reading aloud， mummy， but I wasn't listening.” explained the child.

母親問正在看書的小女兒：“你在讀什么書，親愛的？”

“不知道?！毙∨⒒卮鸬?。

“你不知道？但是剛剛你在大聲朗讀，你肯定知道呀?！?/p>

“我剛剛是在大聲朗讀，媽咪，但是我沒有聽呀?！焙⒆咏忉尩?。

I Need Your Football

我需要你的足球

George knocked at the door of his friend Albert's house. When Albert's mother answered the door he asked， “Can Albert come out to play？”

“No，” said the mother， “it's too cold.”

“Well， then，” said George， “can his football come out to play？”

喬治敲朋友阿爾伯特家的門。當阿爾伯特的媽媽來開門時，他問：“阿爾伯特可以出來玩嗎？”

“不行，”媽媽說：“今天太冷了?！?/p>

“噢，那么，”喬治說：“他的足球可以出來玩嗎？”