Jon: I tried to impress my date with humor tonight.
Garfield: Uh-oh.
Jon: At dinner I stuck carrot stick in my ears and smeared mashed potatoes all over my face.
Garfield: Then what happened?
Jon: Then she borrowed a quarter and called the police.
Garfield: Ouch.
【參考譯文】
喬恩:今晚我盡了全力想給約會的女孩留下幽默的印象。
加菲:啊噢(表示關心等)。
喬恩:吃飯的時候我將蘿卜插進我的耳朵里,將土豆泥涂滿了整個臉。
加菲:然后怎么樣了?
喬恩:然后她從我借了些零錢給警察打了電話。
加菲:天哪!